jack, 16, male, concerned about the latest and greatest memes, hellbent on becoming the world's best dad, once dipped a grape in ketchup and thought it tasted good (don't trust me)
last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere